ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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unstickyhunter:

baptisms:

can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???

A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd

unstickyhunter:

baptisms:

can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???

A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd

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neilaglet:

Sorry for the repeat but the other one was acting weird.

neilaglet:

Sorry for the repeat but the other one was acting weird.

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

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this is quality humor right here

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Tags: spn hahaha

whytoast:

half-dragon-bastard:

WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 428 NOTES?!?

723?!? GIVE THIS RHE NOTES IT DESERVES.

whytoast:

half-dragon-bastard:

WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 428 NOTES?!?

723?!? GIVE THIS RHE NOTES IT DESERVES.

(Source: windsofrevolution, via ilikestatuses)

harmoni0880:

i’ve blogged this like 5 times and i still love it

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manicandprofane:

kemetic-dreams:

American witchcraft

You fuckers had better reblog the Shit out of this!!!!!!! I’m serious as Fuck!

manicandprofane:

kemetic-dreams:

American witchcraft

You fuckers had better reblog the Shit out of this!!!!!!! I’m serious as Fuck!

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all american family dinner

  • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

omg this website is jesus

YUM
I can’t wait to try these.